#071

[prodigalvampire]

[Accidental Video]

[The angle is odd, and shows clearly the unfinished entry room of some business. The air is filled with screaming bleats of blood-thirsty sheep. One rushes past the camera, then explodes in a spray of red with the sound of a shotgun. Thomas walks into view toting a sawed-off as another sheep rounds a corner. It's destroyed quickly in the same fashion.]

If it's not giant gorillas, it's carnivorous sheep. This place has officially gone insane.

Comments

Voice;

[prodigalvampire]

What they want to do to me, only a lot louder.

Voice;

[prodigalvampire]

They want to eat me, Shalimar. I don't even like mutton. They have no reason to want to eat me.

[coffeenspeed.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't you like... hide instead of risking your life?

[prodigalvampire]

I did. Didn't help.

[coffeenspeed.livejournal.com]

But... Why are they coming after you? What did you do?

Audio;;

[familyshares.livejournal.com]

Thomas um...I don't think I like the sheep anymore. And maybe I shouldn't have gone out to get some things.

Audio;;

[prodigalvampire]

[You can hear the pump action on the shotgun.]

Where are you?

Audio;;

[familyshares.livejournal.com]

At this point I'm not really sure.

[i-herd-you.livejournal.com]

Or maybe that was you, my child.

[prodigalvampire]

As much as I love a good talk with a creepy sheep person, I'm a little busy at the moment.

[i-herd-you.livejournal.com]

Say hello to mary.

[dresden4hire.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think they know we killed the sheep on Easter.

[prodigalvampire]

You think?

[dresden4hire.livejournal.com]

They just don't slow down, either.

Video

[bufferprincess.livejournal.com]

You just noticed that?

Video

[prodigalvampire]

It wasn't always this crazy.

Video

[bufferprincess.livejournal.com]

do tell of the better days then.

[coyote-walking.livejournal.com]

Damn. You okay?

[prodigalvampire]

I've got plenty of ammo.

[coyote-walking.livejournal.com]

They're not bothering me, don't know why.

Maybe they smell the coyote?

[ Voice ]

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

You know, man, I gotta wonder. Does trouble find you or do you hunt down trouble with a sawed-off shotgun?

[ Voice ]

[prodigalvampire]

Trouble usually finds me, but at least I'm usually packing a sawed-off at the time.

[Mind if we assume this is after midnight? lol maybe Sam and Thomas can actually get those beers]

[ Voice ]

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

This is true. Probably could've helped you against that killer monkey, too, but I'm not suggesting walking around with a lethal weapon everyday.